New Rubbin' on the Darned ol' Thing Oscar's Chicago Swingers, 1936 C Amin D G7 My gal bought me a washboard and a tub C Amin D G I put a shirt on the board, started to rub C Amin D G7 C I start rubbin', rubbin on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G7 Now she says "Papa, don't you rub so rough C Amin D G When you here me holler, then that's enough C Amin D G7 C So I start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G7 Then I start rubbin' it with care C Amin D G While she sat down, in a chair C Amin D G7 C I kept rubbin', rubbin' on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G7 She said "I sure likes the way you rub C Amin D G You got the best washboard been in my tub" C Amin D G7 C I start rubbin', rubbin on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G I kept rubbin', the clock struck six C Amin D G She said "you got time to get your kicks" C Amin D G7 C I start rubbin', rubbin on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G7 I says "Mamma, just you keep still C Amin D G That stroke didn't get it, but this one will C Amin D G7 C I'll start rubbin', rubbin' on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G7 I got tired, start to sweat C Amin D G She said "Don't quit, you ain't started yet, C Amin D G7 C I start rubbin', rubbin on the darned ol' thing C Amin D G7 She held up her dress, and start to grin C Amin D G I said "Baby, let's do it again!" C Amin D G7 C Kept on rubbin', Rubbin on the darned ol' thing