a new name for every day of the year

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In some of our songs we have casually mentioned 
the fact that we need a name for our band.
Junior agrees and happens to be 
so stoned he'll rattle off one thousand...

here he goes...

The Dumbass Dreamers
The Goat Ropers(old skool sacramentan put-down)
Sleeping Beauties
Playa Pounders
Tune Rapers
Polecats (old name for skunks)
Tea Heads
Sauceers (sauce like drunk)
the Souses
Stumlin' Punks
Anar-Keys
Beer-Beats
Sacramen-Tones
False Sacraments
Livestock and Bonds
Deadstocks
Deadstops
4 chords (sorry, couldn't resist)
Will leave for beer
Delta Kings
Railroad Rummies
Lanesplitters
the Barelys
the Almosts
the Just Shorts
We know 2 songs, give us beer (best name so far, easy to remember)
The Shucks
The Shufflepuck Chuckers
The Last Calls
The Wanderin' Winos
The Wobblin' Winos
The Danggits
the Hophead Hoppers
The Camelia City Ramblers
Two Rivers Ramblers 
Cow Town Ramblers
Rovin' Reefers
Balloon Juice Balladeers
Caco-Phonic
Day Drunks
The New Old Sacks
Old Sac something or other
fiddle head ferns
mushroom stompers
river waders
the flotation devices
No Diving!
the belly-uppers
the old sac stumblers
gold coast crawlers
Bacon-dwellers
Bacon-ka-Bobs or Kabooms
Lip-smackers
The good ol' fashioned kick in the pants