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"The Cacophony Society is a randomly gathered network of individuals united in the pursuit of experiences beyond the pale of mainstream society through subversion, pranks, art, fringe explorations and meaningless madness."
And yes we ripped that off from our parent organization.
The Sacramento Cacophony Society is an international organization of people who have qualified by scoring at the 2th percentile or lower on a non-standard IQ test.
In 1867, the society was instrumental in the founding of the City of Sacramento. Having traveled here via antelopes thrawting attacks by coyotes and wildcats, our great leader and patriarch Jebidiah Nemiahia opened the portal to a alien planet with sound waves in the 1860's. The aliens from the heavy gravity, desert planet, turned Jebediah into The Tall Man by injecting yellow stuff into him. The Tall Man was then controlled by the aliens to rob dead human bodies from the Sacramento Cemetery and turn them into dwarf slaves by using Jebediah's embalming equipment to fill them with the yellow stuff.
The Sacramento Cacophony Society is both Jebediah, the Dwarf Slaves and the embalming equipment. Or all three.
Our local Sacramento group has somewhere between 400 and 600 members who have qualified and joined Mensa this year. We have about 16,000 more members who are easily manipulated and are dumber then shit. We offer individuals a chance to qualify by taking a test at a local test site. We offer the test each month and we welcome new members.
If you would like to find out more about becoming a member. Either join one of our email lists.