With the holidays coming and everyone's schedules just getting busier, here's the date for SantaCon this year. You know the drill....
December 17th, 2:30pm at the Sac County Jail.
So grab your Santa Suit and make your way to downtown Sacramento. Don't have a santa suit? Make or buy one, but don't show up in just a santa hat unless you have $1000's to buy us all drinks, all night. Yes, you WILL be Santa's Little Bitch(tm).
We'll start out at the jail, to hopefully impress them with our soberness and holiday spirit so that if we end up there later on, they will be nice to us.
The jail and train station are only moments from each other, so this will give all you folks from out of town an opportunity to meet up with us so we can get our Ho on.
Bring money for drinks.
Bring an unmarked drinking vessel.
Bring comfy shoes and warm clothes.
Bring gifts and crap for the shoppers and homeless.
Bring a musical instrument.
Bring a megaphone.
Bring a camera.
Bring your loud ass and your singing pipes.
BRING YOUR OWN BAIL!
When: Saturday, December 17th, 2:30pm
Where: Meet at the Jail in downtown Sacramento (7th & I)
The train station is at 6th and I. We'll be leaving the Jail at about 3:00(ish)pm.
THE FOUR F*CKS:
Don't f*ck with KIDS
Don't f*ck with THE LAW
Don't f*ck with SECURITY
DON'T F*CK WITH SANTA
Santa is just about the best response to any question asked, like "Who's in charge here?" or "What's your name?".