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Evel Tool Drag Race and Demolition Derby

by Drock — last modified May 10, 2008 02:54 AM

With ramps.

What Style Beer Accidents Social Event Danger
When May 10, 2008
from 06:00 pm to 09:20 pm
Where Scollan Ranch
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ONE WEEKENDS. . eekends. . . eekends. . .eekends

At Scollan Ranch. . .anch. . .anch. . anch

Located in the alley between 25th and 26th streets, North of C street in Midtown Sacramento. Ride a bike, do not park in the Alley. Respect our neighbors.

We have Kieth Lowell Jensen emceeing and our beloved president Duckie (aka Britney Spares) leading the cheerleaders. Evel Kneivel's bastard twin brother Awful Knawful will ride his motorbike through sheets of glass and fire. BYOB

Sacramento
May 10th 2008
6-9pm

Engage yourself in steel chromed insanity!

Ensure your glorious death!

Experience tools rigged to take on the most challenging course in history!

Thrill to the electrically powered dragsters as they somersault over the
Scollon Ranch scramble van!

YES! IT'S *THESE* (adjective removed due to copyright violation) TOOL
DRAG RACES!!

And this year we got a fucking ramp. Unlike those Friscotards who keep
rehashin' the same ole tired concept.

Watch the dragsters jump your encyclopedias A through W!

Sensational leaps over our neighbors ditch!

Spellbinding! Mystical!

Live life by the seat of your pants!

Feel the fresh air on your face and the wind blowing through your hair!

Become the last gladiator in the New Rome!

GO, GO, GO!

Compete against destruction! ... and win!

Its sure to be glorious!

You all must make your mark!

As a Daredevil. Remember that this is a city born of heroes. That one
CAN make a difference.

Action and disaster sold separately.