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"The Cacophony Society is a randomly gathered network of individuals united in the pursuit of experiences beyond the pale of mainstream society through subversion, pranks, art, fringe explorations and meaningless madness."

And yes we ripped that off from our parent organization.

The Sacramento Cacophony Society is an international organization of people who have qualified by scoring at the 2th percentile or lower on a non-standard IQ test.

In 1867, the society was instrumental in the founding of the City of Sacramento.  Having traveled here via antelopes thrawting attacks by coyotes and wildcats, our great leader and patriarch Jebidiah Nemiahia opened the portal to a alien planet with sound waves in the 1860's. The aliens from the heavy gravity, desert planet, turned Jebediah into The Tall Man by injecting yellow stuff into him. The Tall Man was then controlled by the aliens to rob dead human bodies from the Sacramento Cemetery and turn them into dwarf slaves by using Jebediah's embalming equipment to fill them with the yellow stuff.

The Sacramento Cacophony Society is both Jebediah, the Dwarf Slaves and the embalming equipment.  Or all three.

Our local Sacramento group has somewhere between 400 and 600 members who have qualified and joined Mensa this year. We have about 16,000 more members who are easily manipulated and are dumber then shit.  We offer individuals a chance to qualify by taking a test at a local test site. We offer the test each month and we welcome new members.

If you would like to find out more about becoming a member.  Either join one of our email lists.

Sacramento Cacophony Society 2014 Santacon THE REMIX!!!

The Sacramento Cacophony Society presents...

~~The Twelf-teenf Annual SACRAMENTO SANTA CON~~

(Now with 93% more reindeer games!!!!)

December 13th, 2:45pm at the Sac County Jail.

So grab your Santa Suit and make your way to downtown Sacramento. Don't have a santa suit? Make or buy one, but don't show up in just a santa hat unless you have $1000's to buy us all drinks, all night. Yes, you WILL be Santa's Little B*tch(tm).
We'll start out at the jail, to hopefully impress them with our soberness and holiday spirit so that if we end up there later on, they will be nice to us.

Thu, 2014-11-20 20:30

Sacramento Cacophony Society 2013 Santa Con

The Sacramento Cacophony Society presents... ~~THE Eleventy-Fourth Annual SACRAMENTO SANTA CON~~ Follow us on Twitter @sacsantarchy December 14, 3:00pm at the Sac County Jail. So grab your Santa Suit and make your way to downtown Sacramento. Don't have a santa suit? Make or buy one, but don't show up in just a santa hat unless you have $1000's to buy us all drinks, all night. Yes, you WILL be Santa's Little B*tch(tm). We'll start out at the jail, to hopefully impress them with our soberness and holiday spirit so that if we end up there later on, they will be nice to us.

Fri, 2013-12-13 18:00

Bobby Burns International Invitational Memorial Golf Classic

May the Fourth be with you!!!!! It's that time of year again.....to celebrate the life and crazy times of Bobby Burns with our annual Urban Golf Classic.

First hole is in the alley of the Old Weathered Stone....tea time is 3:11pm on May 4th.

Sat, 2013-03-09 12:00

SACRAMENTO SANTA CON

The Sacramento Cacophony Society presents....*jazz hands*.....

 

~~THE SACRAMENTO SANTA CON~~

 

December 15, 3:00pm at the Sac County Jail.

 

So grab your Santa Suit and make your way to downtown Sacramento. Don't have a santa suit? Make or buy one, but don't show up in just a santa hat unless you have $1000's to buy us all drinks, all night. Yes, you WILL be Santa's Little B*tch(tm).

 

Sun, 2012-10-21 13:30

Next Sacramento Cacophony Society Meeting

The next Cacophony Society Planning meeting will be Thursday, March 22 at 6pm - meet at the Rubicon (downtown - on the corner of Capitol at 20th --2004 Capitol Ave).

 

You may already be a member!

Sun, 2012-02-26 12:30

Bobby Burns International Invitational Memorial Golf Classic

When:  Saturday, April 28th

Where: First Hole - Old Weathered Stone  (812 21st Street Sacramento, CA 95811)

--meet by 2:30pm, tee time at 3:09pm (allowance for stragglers)

--Second Hole - Streets of London  (corner of J Street at 18th)

 

Why: To honor Bobby Burns' memory by urban golfing through midtown.

 

Sun, 2012-02-26 12:30

January 22, 2012 Meetup

Let the meetings once again commence......

Streets of London Pub, Sacramento 4-6pm RSVP so we can plan for space.

Thu, 2012-01-05 06:30

Sacramento Santacon 2011

Here's the link to footage from Saturday's Santa Con.


 


http://www.news10.net/video/1333495874001/1/SantaCon-celebration-in-Old-Sac

Mon, 2011-12-19 09:30

Sacramento Santa Con

With the holidays coming and everyone's schedules just getting busier, here's the date for SantaCon this year. You know the drill....

December 17th, 2:30pm at the Sac County Jail.

So grab your Santa Suit and make your way to downtown Sacramento. Don't have a santa suit? Make or buy one, but don't show up in just a santa hat unless you have $1000's to buy us all drinks, all night. Yes, you WILL be Santa's Little Bitch(tm).

Sat, 2011-06-11 09:30
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